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Anal sex...

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:24:02 +0000

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.
'Actually, yes, I do.
''Does it hurt you?' he asked.
'No. I rather like it.'
'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'

The woman was mystified.
'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?'
'Of course you can, ' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think people like Julius Malema come from?'

Woman In Gardens Takes Revenge After Being Parked In

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:35:31 +0000

I got sent the original via email and found the others on this site.

Poor schumuck shouldn't have parked there I guess.

Locking *.exe files "Microsoft Outlook"

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:32:00 +0000

Hey guys
I know that there are alot of programs to lock exe files
I am kinda looking for a freeware one that will lock Microsoft Outlook.
I am having problems with salesmen reading other ppl's emails.
Thanks

Xbox 360 Elite

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:02:14 +0000

I realise that these consoles are always a concern second hand because of RROD issues, so if you think that my price is whacked (particularly in light of the out-of-warranty issue) make an offer and I'll consider it.

(I may end up pointing and laughing at you, but I'll consider it nonetheless.)

Item being sold: Xbox 360 Elite
Location: Alberton, JHB
Who will handle shipping costs: Buyer (and only if you agree to insurance, not shipping uninsured)
Selling price: R2,000.00
Reason for selling: HTPC
How old is the product: 15 months
Note: I think warranty is only 12 months, but even if it's longer I don't have the receipt anymore
Comes with: All the cables, wireless control, etc. that you'd expect from an Elite, plus ...

Ashes Cricket 2009
Burnout Paradise
Fight Night Round 3
Forza 2
Mortal Kombat versus DC Universe
Saints' Row 2
Skate
Street Fighter 4

Please help

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:37:15 +0000

Anyone...

EDIT - I suspect it is the golden orb, but not too sure...

Flower delivery service?

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 08:01:05 +0000

Hi

So I kinda have a lady in my life once more. She did something nice for me, and I want to have some flowers delivered to her. I see there are loads of services like that online, has anyone had a good experience with one of these? The delivery is to be made in Cape Town. I'll need them to call ahead of time and find out if she is at home.

Thanks

Die Antwoord signs with Interscope

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 07:38:57 +0000

Quote

The South African rap-rave internet star known as The Ninja grabs my face by the cheeks. He leans forward and stares into my eyes, like a large savannah predator about to inhale a hamster.

"And that's what I did to Jimmy Iovine," he says. "He didn't seem to like it, but nobody told me it wasn't cool to do that. And then I kissed him on each cheek, because we were making a deal like you do with the mafia. Die Antwoord is in business with Interscope now."

More here

citi golf replacement announced

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:08:36 +0000

http://www.sacarfan.co.za/2010/03/first-drive-volkswagen-sas-polo-vivo/

http://fhm.co.za/motoring/news/article/volkswagen-polo-vivo/2156/

seems its just an old Polo with a new bumper

prices in the articles

I am officially an Apple Fanboi

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:13:13 +0000

So I recently got these:

And I am loving them!

The Iphone 3Gs I like for the following:

It's the most responsive phone I have ever had. I love the single application processing. It does everything I want in a phone(so its not feature rich but has what you want). It is more intuitive than symbian/windows based phones. It strangely feels less bulky in my pocket than a HTC type mobile. it has loads of space.. not that I use it but it's a comfort to know its there if I ever lost my ipod.

I like my macbook pro for the following reasons:

It just works. I only use mine for business and for this it is the ultimate machine. More intuitive and easier to configure than windows. Battery life is brilliant. The screen is one of the best I have ever worked on. It gives me more time to worry about the work not how the machine will handle the work. Extreemly robust(I broke my HP in 2 months) this is standing up to the pressure so far.

Now I understand there are drawbacks to these devices. I really do, I just don't really care as these drawbacks I would never use. My Macbook is only for business and I just want a notebook to work when I am doing something business related. Same with my phone. I have had so many and so far this is the only one that is living up to my "work speed" expectations

Sigh, so I'm an Apple fanboi.. but with good reason.

Durban city council=4 .... naughty = 0

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:02:54 +0000

the other day i was just driving along Argyle Road (no clue what the new name is of the road they randomly change names of roads all the time so ive just stopped taking notice)

the previous week i had noticed a pothole in the left lane but a couple of days later they had repaired that - so i thought it was safe to drive in that particular lane - but it wasnt - they dug up a fresh new hole around 2 metres past the old one and they hadnt repaired it properly

so Mr. Michelin tyre meet edge of "Mr big bloody hole in the road thats around 10cm deep"

i tried to swerve around it but there were cars behind me as well as to the side of me so i didnt have much room to really avoid it - so two loud bangs later im thinking that i had gotten away with it ....... yet no such luck

200 metres up the road i hear this familiar flapping sound that signifies a puncture - so i pull into a garage and try to fill up pressure but guess what - as usual it was the sidewall that was damaged - so i get out the spare and limp home cos for some reason in the dark we couldnt figure out why the holes were not aligning and it was like a nightmare to fit the spare

get home and try to re install the spare properly and it turns out i hadnt removed the spigot ring from the hub - so it could have spelt more disaster if i had tried to drive like normal - i could have entirely damaged that one entire side of the suspension as well as wheel hub and wheel

anyways as my luck would have it the rim is unrepairable - then both the rear rims are buckled (the second bang that i heard) and tiger wheel and tyre dont have that rim anymore (or so they say) so i cant just get three replacement rims and a single tyre to sort the whole thing out - i have to purchase a whole new set of rims and a pair of tyres ( cant have one old tyre and one brand new tyre in the front so at my own expense i will get a second tyre and fit that

but i will be claiming for a set of rims and a single tyre that was totally buggered in the accident as such - no idea when they will pay this claim out anyway so i suspect i will be waiting ages to recover even a cent back

i have lost other tyres in the past and even went a rim size down because of similar issues in the past but the amount of digging these guys are doing o the roads are making the road into a huge hazard rather than a means to transport yourself - after i put on the new rims i reckon im just not gonna go out much until some of the roads are repaired - and the worst part is they dont do one road at a time - they just randomly digging anywhere with what seems to be absolutely no idea why - so most roads in durban are unusable right now - they fix one road and they are digging that exact same section one week after filling it up with brand new tar (then the twunts want to know why we complain to pay our rates whats the use to pay it - some fucker is just going to steal it and redig a road thats just been done up last week)

BTW as i have found out - if you change your rims then insurance wont pay for any damage unless you have them specifically insured for that type of damage ...... moral of the story - just stick to factory wheels even if they look dumb