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#1 User is offline   HowlinMadMurdoc 

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 12:32 AM

http://www.chacha.com/

Its a search engine that allows you to connect to a real search expert and they will help you find the results you want.

I'm sure you can imagine the potential fun that can be had with this.

So who has the stones to go first and post a funny conversation with these guys?

eg:

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JanK: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi.
JanK: Hello how are you
You: alone
JanK: How may I help you
You: i need more information on george micheal
You: and the bathroom incident
JanK: Sure Just one moment
You: how many things can i search for , i have a few things here
JanK: Are these results sufficient?
You: I also need a search on chloroform
JanK: huh?
You: i need a search on chloroform and dosage amounts
Jank: k
You: any luck?
You: u there?
Jank: yes 1 minute
You: I also need a search on a home surgical manual, kinda like a how-to-do
You: hello
You: hurry up on that search Im gonna have problems soon
Jank: Im not finding anything on dosage amounts
Jank: im sorry maybe you can be more precise?
You: what does that mean?
You: OK I need information on how to put someone down without killing them, I cant kill her or I wont get paid, and I NEED TO GET LAID.... I NEED those chloroform amounts, WE MUST HAVE THEM

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RameshK
RameshK: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi
You: I need to know who let the dogs out
RameshK: song?
You: theres a song?
You: I only heard the story
You: maybe I could find him?
You: through you?
RameshK: see the lyric
You: is the answer in there?
You: I kinda need his info
You: do a search on who it was that let the dogs out
RameshK: it is a kind of phrase - more than a story
You: hmm
You: its not real?
You: I hear it all the time " who let the dogss out?? who? who who? "
RameshK: err see this link
You: yea
You: is he there?
RameshK: yes
You: ok one more question
RameshK: sure
You: what is love?
You: baby dont hurt me
**Your session has ended**

This post has been edited by HowlinMadMurdoc: 12 March 2007 - 12:45 AM

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 01:34 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA thats histerical!
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Posted 12 March 2007 - 05:44 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Damn...how's a guy to make a living??? :P
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Posted 12 March 2007 - 09:11 AM

I decided to play as well,

soon after I started talking to guide,

this appeared
Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at abuse_resolution( at )chacha.com with a request for re-entry to our site.

We appreciate your feedback. Thank you.

Your location is: 41.243.197.84

Seems, HMM pissed them off a bit too much :)
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Posted 12 March 2007 - 09:45 AM

This would be a good idea if the world wasn't full of assholes like HMM :P
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Posted 12 March 2007 - 03:16 PM

Haha HMM, you bastard :P. I can't see this guide lasting long. I asked the guide for info on Norwegian goat hunters, suffice to say she (Jennifer70193 or some crap) didn't find anything :(
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Posted 12 March 2007 - 03:19 PM

View Postcapn, on 12 Mar 2007, 07:45 AM, said:

This would be a good idea if the world wasn't full of assholes like HMM :P
Psh i'm not an asshole 8(

why the h8?

Do you people not have the stones to do this?

This post has been edited by HowlinMadMurdoc: 12 March 2007 - 03:22 PM

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 03:36 PM

Poor attempt but I shall try again later...

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Valerie(83255): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: i have found sexy, now to bring it back
You: can you give directions?
Valerie(83255): Hi are you wanting the lyrics
You: No, I found sexy, now I must take it back. is there a reward?
You: Hello? Help please I cant keep it forever

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 03:47 PM

Here is my best so far..

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jami(82415)
Jami(82415): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Jami(82415): Hello. What can I help you find today?
You: i do project on donkey - sorry english bad
Jami(82415): Ok I will find you some websites about donkeys.
You: can you so search for what inside donkey?
Jami(82415): I'll just find some general donkey websites for you.
You: please try ass maybe more site there too..
Jami(82415): Sorry I will just use donkey.
You: why oh ya bad word in english hahaha
Jami(82415): Yeah I am not allowed to look it up.
You: sorry i try make you search for ass..
Jami(82415): Will those sites be sufficient for you?
You: i fink o thank you for help
Jami(82415): You are very welcome. I hope you have a nice day.
Jami(82415): Thank you for choosing Chacha. Please remember to rate me.

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 04:20 PM

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: AMY(16167)
AMY(16167): Welcome to ChaCha!
AMY(16167): Hi, Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic...
You: I am looking for hoes stroop
AMY(16167): One moment while I look that up...
You: okay
You: what do you get paid to do these searches
AMY(16167): 50 cents a search
AMY(16167): Do these results help?
You: no I am looking for the afrikaanse hoes stroop
AMY(16167): Oh ok
You: we can try kroeskop
You: anything yet
AMY(16167): Disconnected

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 04:26 PM

50c a search? easy money
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Posted 12 March 2007 - 04:33 PM

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: No connection.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Welcome to ChaCha!
Status: Connected to guide: Bretta(8753)
Bretta(8753): Hello
Bretta(8753): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I need to know where I can find strong pain killers
You: in the south african area
You: a friend had an accident with a chainsaw, and the police are after him, so I cant take him to hospital
You: please help


the guide has gone quiet... will wait to see what happens
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